That’s right. It’s real. As of 10:00PM CST, Barack Obama has won the majority of pledged delegates in the democratic race for President of the United States of America. So at this point, all that remains decided is the inevitable decision of the remaining Super Delegates. America has finished calculating only math that actually matters, and the matter is closed. Barack Obama is the winner. The only math that remains in question is the fantasy Clinton math, and really, that’s the problem with made up math. It always changes. Real math always stays the same. Only Hilliary Clinton can decide what those numbers mean, and so they are meaningless.

So I want to say Congratulations to Barack Obama. I can’t believe he actually pulled it off. He really is going to win the Democratic Nomination. The American voters, who have so consistently let me down, seem to be making what is in my opinion the right decision. As it turns out the America that I have always believed existed, actually proved to be out there.

At least that applies to The Democratic Party. The wisdom of the rest of the voting public remains to be seen. Onward to November.