IMPORTANT BISCUIT TIP
——This Urgent Biscuit Tip Is Brought To You By Brain Pan Online, In Association With The National Office of Edible Emergencies——
Never buy Biscuits in the tube again. Nobody needs to eat 12 biscuits in one sitting. Plus, they are super hard most of the time, and basically suck. From today on, settle for no less than frozen biscuits. You can make a few at a time, and they are about one hundred times tastier than those crappy tube biscuits. Just try it once, and see if I’m wrong.
——This Concludes This Urgent Biscuit Tip……The NOEE And Brain Pan Online Thank You For Your Attention—–
