TAX DAY!
It’s tax day, and as always, we are taking the day off. I think people would hate Tax Day less, if it was a national holiday, celebrated with baked ham, or pizza, and presents. It should work like this: File your taxes, then go buy yourself something fun. It might help to remind people that their money belongs to them, and not the government. Or not. Anyway, I’m getting pizza and goofing around all night. I suggest you do the same.
