MOST SHOCKING STORY OF THE YEAR
Already, this early into 2008, what will most likely be the most stunning entertainment story of the year has come to light. Be warned, you might want to sit down for this, from CNN:
Medical examiner says Ike Turner died of cocaine overdose
*GASP*
Ike Turner? Death by substance abuse? I won’t believe it. If you intend to tell me that a life long drug addict died from a drug overdose, then I have a bridge to sell you.
I mean really. That’s not news.
However, Ike’s death did produce the funniest headline I have ever seen ever. A good friend sent this around to me, so I can’t claim to have discovered it myself, but here it is:
I laughed for half and hour when I read that. Jesus that’s funny.
