CRAPPY TRANSFORMERS
Here is a really funny article about the 7 most useless Transformers. It made me laugh out loud. Here is a nice excerpt:
#3. Nightbeat
Transforms into: A detective that also happens to be a car
Why is he useless?
Criminal No. 1: Hey, I think we should stop talking about our secret plans.
Criminal No. 2: Why’s that?
Criminal No. 1: I think we’re being followed by the Enormous Transforming Robot Detective.
Criminal No. 2: You mean that Honda wearing a trench coat and reading the newspaper?
Criminal No. 1: [pause] Yes. That’s exactly what I mean.
Private detectives rely on being able to blend in and remain incognito while spying on suspects. Leave the huge, shape-shifting robot monster at home for this one.
See. Hilarious. Go check it out.
