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Monday, November 13, 2006

ROUND HERE

In all the hullabaloo surrounding the midterm elections, I neglected to mention couple of things. Such is the nature of obsession, a trait common to geeks.

First up is the new games section. Found here and also on the main menu. Check it out. It serves as an archive for the popular new Friday Game feature, and also allows you to play the hosted games in EXCITING FULL SCREEN. It will be updated weekly, so check back often.

I also wanted let you know that Episode 16 of Fat Robot Radio will be coming up today, the third in the new series of four (we do our episodes South Park style, three here, four there). Do yourself a favor and check out myself, Brad, Tony MF, and of course Mr. Slayer, as they parade around desperately for your love and attention. You’ll be glad you did.

Lastly, I wanted to mark a milestone here at Brain Pan, as I used the word hullabaloo for the first time in my life in this post. It is a fine word, and I’ve always wanted to bust it out, but haven’t had the occasion until today. I’d like to thank all the readers of Brain Pan on this momentous occasion, I couldn’t have done it without you.

LET’S KEEP FIGHTING!



Friday, November 10, 2006

GURU-GURU NEKO

This week’s game is called Guru-Guru Neko. It’s sort of a cross between Pac-Man and the old Mario Bros game. Very Fun.

Pick up all the dots while the weird kitty thing runs around. Click the mouse to jump, or when over the dotted lines, to change levels. Avoid the crab things. It’s very easy to get the hang of.



Thursday, November 9, 2006

POST ELECTION WRAP UP

It’s all over. The violent Republican Revolution has been put down. Democrats control both houses of Congress. Here are some of my thoughts on the race, the outcome, and the coverage. In no certain order:

1. The New Center Democrats came a long way this year in establishing themselves as the party of the center. Republicans have said that they see the results as a sign that they didn’t stay true to their conservative core values. This is code for, “Screw you guys. We’re running to the right.” This leaves a huge hole in the center that Democrats can fill.

2. Bush is Our Bitch Now It’s like we elected a new president as well. He no longer has the power to run around and act crazy and do whatever he wants. He now has to be responsible for his actions, because we can haul him and his whole team in front of painful oversight committees if we want to. Did you see him at that press conference yesterday? Now all of a sudden he wants to be friends. He threw us Donald Rumsfeld and a promise to approve a higher minimum wage as an olive branch. Good start. We’ll see.

3. Karl Rove Not such a genius after all. The pander-to-the-base-and-screw-everybody-else Karl Rove strategy has had its weakness exposed. It works, until it doesn’t. It works as long as the voters are more scared than angry. Get that formula just a little bit wrong, and Nyquil turns into Napalm.

4. The Government Works Our electoral system works. Crooked despicable people, drunk on power and corrupt to the core, can redraw districts, mudsling, lie, cheat, and do whatever they can think of to suppress and disenfranchise voters everywhere, but at the end of the day, the American People still have all the power. That was a nice surprise.

5. Special Mention Goes Out to MSNBC MSNBC streamed their election coverage live on their website. Totally free. I don’t have cable, and so it was a nice surprise to be able to watch it all night long. It saved me from having to spend an hour of prime time with an in over his head Charlie Gibson. It was a really forward thinking approach to event journalism that I think all the news channels could take an example from. That plus a couple really nice interactive election maps made them the site to beat for coverage this year. I also want to credit thinkprogress.org, and Talking Points Memo, who both updated all night with loads of great stuff. Both are sites to rely on year round, not just during the high profile events. Between those sites I stayed well informed all night long.

Also, it was fun watching Chris Mathews visibly freak out every time some six term Republican Congressman he’s known since forever lost their seat. “These are people I know!” He said at one point.

6. The Donald Rumsfeld Quickie Divorce Bush, in an effort to stem the inevitable tide of oversight, canned Rumsfeld. Good riddance. I get the impression that Bush thinks that he can pin some of his gross incompetence on Rumsfeld, and that the people will give Bush a pass, but I think he is underestimating the people’s anger on the war. That might have worked two years ago, but not now. He is in legacy saving mode now.

This really awkward ceremony took place at the White House yesterday. Bush was standing up behind this hastily erected podium with Rumsfeld on one side of him, and Robert Gates, Rumsfeld’s replacement on the other. Everybody gave short little speeches, then it was over. WEIRD. Check this out: In his little goodbye speech Rumsfeld managed to call everybody in the country stupid. From his remarks:

The great respect that I have for your leadership, Mr. President, in this little-understood, unfamiliar war, the first war of the 21st century — it is not well-known, it was not well-understood; it is complex for people to comprehend.

An asshole to the end. I won’t miss that sack of shit one bit.

7. The New Scene We now control the entire legislative branch. We are in a great position to really change the debate and establish some accountability. Bush must be crapping his pants. I think he will be one uneasy lame duck. Lots of angry quacking.

8. A Clean Sweep Not only did we administer a first class ass whipping on a national level, we took the battle to the states. The Democratic Party now has a majority of Governorships, and made substantial inroads into State Legislatures. Nice. A few years down the road we can straighten out some of these gerrymandered districts.

9. An Ugly Fight Another thing not to forget is that we not only won, but we did it against the nastiest, best funded, best organized political spin machine in the world. Even all their sneaky little back handed dirty tricks didn’t work this time. We should be proud of that.

10. Not So Fast We need to be careful. The Republicans lost more than we won. The nation rejected the right wing conservative theory of legislative managment, and so they fired them. They see us as a party with a lot of potential, but are a little uneasy about our intentions. We need to make sure that once we assume power we show voters why our way of governing is better. We need to show them what a well run congress looks like. People have forgotten, and its time they were shown. That’s the job we were hired for last Tuesday, so we have to take special care to prove to them that they made the right decision. It’s essential that we compromise, which means actual compromise and not the Republican style “compromise means we do what I want and you don’t bitch about it” crap, but actual give and take. That is going to mean working with the President, even though we despise every molecule in his hate soaked body. We have important work to do, and it’s important that we get it done. We also have to watch Republicans carefully. They are sneaky, and though they will walk with a limp for a while, they will be back, angrier than ever, and will constantly be trying to undermine our efforts. They don’t want progress. That’s why WE are the ones called Progressives. If we can do that, if we can be the better party, if we can lead by good example, if we manage the congress with intelligence and honesty and with a minimum of pointless partisan bitterness, if we can achieve progress for the people of the country, if we actually DO something for someone other than ourselves and our rich political backers, then we can hold onto this majority for years and years to come.

This, by the way is the weirdest picture of the day:

Doesn’t it sort of look like Nancy Pelosi and George Bush want to work off some of that post election stress with a little hole punching of their own? Disturbing. At least they are making an effort to be friendly.



Wednesday, November 8, 2006

SO. VERY. TIRED.

So things went pretty well yesterday. I would love to give you my analysis, or at least a little bit of an article on the subject, but I was up very late last night, and have expended so much energy in the past three days that I have absolutely nothing left. We should all be happy for ourselves. Let’s take a bit of time off to rest.



Tuesday, November 7, 2006

I WAS WRONG

I was wrong about Adrienne Shelly. She didn’t kill herself. She was murdered. From the Globe and Mail:

A construction worker has been arrested and charged with murder in the death of an actress who was found hanging from a shower rod in the bathroom of her apartment.

Police charged Diego Pillco with second-degree murder in the Manhattan slaying of Adrienne Shelly, Detective Kevin Czartoryski said. Pillco, 19, was picked up early Monday and was questioned for several hours until “he made statements,” said Czartoryski, who would not say what the statements were.

Very, very sad. She had a three year old daughter and a new movie coming out. I wonder what happened.

Also. GO VOTE. IT’S ELECTION DAY SO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND VOTE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!



Monday, November 6, 2006

DUCK HUNT

Due to the horrific and untimely death of Adrienne Shelly, the usual Friday game had to be postponed.

To make up for the delay, I bring you a classic from my childhood:

I think this is really hard. I have had a tough time doing well, but I have always sucked at Duck Hunt, so maybe it’s just me.

Also, due to the popularity of the Friday game, I’ll be putting up a section archiving them. These will be nice, high quality, full screen games. Look for it soon.



Friday, November 3, 2006

ADRIENNE SHELLY DIES

Adrienne Shelly killed herself.

Shelly starred in a bunch of Indie films in the 90’s the best of them being Hal Hartley’s “Trust,” and “The Unbelievable Truth”.

I leave the gritty details to the article:

Indie Actress Adrienne Shelly Found Dead

Her IMDB: Adrienne Shelly



Thursday, November 2, 2006

THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH

Think I’m wrong? Then look at this:

Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter tops charts



Wednesday, November 1, 2006

THE STATE OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE IN EARLY 21ST CENTURY AMERICA

A momentous occasion occurred in my life today, one I would like to share with all of you. Today, around 6:15 PM CST, I read the stupidest headline I have ever seen. It was on the CNN website, on the front page, where anybody could read it. It was so mind blowingly inane, so completely irrelevant, so staggeringly stupid, that I just had to stop and appreciate it. I will reprint it here, only because it marks a new low point in journalism, and probably American culture in general.

Are you ready? I don’t think you are. Get ready. Perhaps you should sit down, and have ready the phone number for your pastor, or whatever spiritual counselor you subscribe to.

Last chance to turn back.

OK here it is:

Would Alex P. Keaton back Fox on stem cells?

WHAT?

Damn. See? It never gets old. Every time I look at that it is just as pointless and idiotic as the first time I read it. I am disgusted anew. It seems almost strange to have to say this, but, well, here it goes.

ALEX P KEATON HAS NO OPINION ON ANYTHING. HE IS NOT REAL.

Who asks this question? What does this have to do with anything? This question is so stupid that it should never have been asked, much less asked, then published into a news article on a major news organization’s website. What would Marty McFly think about Nuclear proliferation? What would PFC Eriksson from Casualties of War think about the conflict in Iraq? What about Dr. Benjamin Stone from Doc Hollywood’s view on the prescription drug coverage in Medicare Part D? I MUST KNOW STUART LITTLE’S OPINION ON ANIMAL RIGHTS! AMERICA CAN’T DECIDE!

Really. Who gives a shit? These issues are complicated enough, without bringing the opinions of fictional characters into the mix. We have, as a group, more to think about.



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