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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

DO SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE

Do the following things:

1. Go here: http://www.hrc.org/voteno

2. Fill out the form. It expresses your opposition to the Federal Marriage Amendment, which would make it unconstitutional to allow non-heterosexual couples to marry.

3. That's it. According to the site: A postcard with your name and address will automatically print out at the Human Rights Campaign headquarters. The HRC staff and volunteers will hand-deliver each postcard to congressional offices on June 5 — the week of the Senate vote.

Do this because it's the right thing to do. No matter your stance on this issue, we should all be able to agree that writing discrimination into the U.S. Constitution is a bad idea.



Tuesday, May 30, 2006

LEGO EXCELLENCE

This kid built the USS Harry S. Truman, this giant aircraft carrier, out of over 200,000 Lego bricks. It is scaled to the size of Minifigs (Lego geek for the little plastic Lego people), is over 16 feet long, has movable parts, lights, aircraft, and tons of other little details that make it one of the best Lego constructions I have ever seen. Go HERE to check it the many, many pictures of this fine bit of Lego engineering.



Friday, May 26, 2006

POT SMOKING NOT CANCER CAUSING

CHECK THIS OUT:

Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection

How many pot smokers are breathing a bong load of relief today I wonder?



CROOKED

It appears that the only thing that can bring the two political parties together is corruption. No, I am not suggesting that a bipartisan effort is taking shape to open scores of ethics investigations, I think we know better than that.

This has to do with Representative William J. Jefferson. The FBI is, according to CNN, “investigating allegations that Jefferson, who represents flood-ravaged New Orleans, took hundreds of thousands of dollars in bribes in exchange for using his congressional influence to promote high-tech business ventures in Africa.” Sounds just like a republican right? Well no, actually this guy is a Democrat. He probably did it, and if so, he should go to jail. Bribery's not cool.

Everybody was ready to throw Jefferson to the hounds. Republicans wanted to fry him as an example of Liberal hypocrisy, and Democrats wanted to kick his ass for screwing up what was otherwise a straight sweep of Republican corruption.

Then the FBI did something stupid. They busted into Jefferson's office and carted off boxes of computer files, paper records, and other assorted bits of potential evidence. (By the way, I find it interesting that amid the many Congressional corruption cases the FBI is batting around, they chose to raid the only Democrat involved.)

CNN said it best: ”The raid on Jefferson's office last weekend was the first time that the FBI has executed a search warrant on the Capitol Hill office of a sitting lawmaker.”

Everyone agrees that the FBI seizing the records of House Members is a bad idea.

I happen to agree. The congress, when it is working properly, has methods of policing itself. There are committees to handle things like this, and if the FBI wants something for an investigation it usually just subpoenas whatever it is. By raiding a congressional office, the FBI has turned this into a whole Separation of powers thing now.

It's no secret that Republicans have all of a sudden developed an interest in civil liberties, as untold numbers of them are likely to face various grand jury investigations and want every criminal right coming to them. Everybody hates lawyers until they need one. Nothing new about that. The weird thing, and the reason that I think their behavior indicates a level of fear on the part of Republicans in congress heretofore unseen, is that their self interested attitude has not given way to their other favorite pastime, shitting on Democrats for crap they do every day. They want thoes files returned. PRONTO. Everybody is pissed. Dennis Hastert and Nancy Pelosi are on the same side of an issue for the first time in their professional careers. The whole thing is this HUGE controversy now. So big, that it has knocked the Republican Party's big Immigration push right off the news cycle. That immigration thing was important to them as it replaced Republican corruption as the news of the day. When people think corruption, they think Republicans, and that's no good heading into an election cycle. Thanks to Jefferson and the FBI, its back.

ENTER THE PRESIDENT. He has tried to avert the constitutional crisis by making the Justice department HOLD the files for 45 days. He uses this number all the time. It's his estimate for how long the attention span of the American people is. He is hoping this whole thing will go away by then, and he won't have to deal with it.

Nobody in congress will be satisfied with this of course, and unless the Justice department buckles, which it probably will, the congress will turn on the president and will amp up their bitching about how the executive branch has overreached its authority.

My point is this:

This President is always overreaching his executive authority. He does it ALL THE TIME. If his presidency has been about anything it has been about trying to expand the powers of the executive branch. That, apart for all the inept leadership and rampant corruption, is probably what his presidency will be known for. His party controls congress, and as a result he has been allowed to run buck wild: starting wars, spying on American citizens, holding citizens for years with out the benefit of due process, leaking classified information, and so on. Republicans have been game for all of it. But the minute the executive branch invaded CONGRESSIONAL privacy, the House of Representatives turns into the ACLU. Dennis Hastert turns into Dennis Kucinich. It took the threat of publicly exposed corruption to get congress to do its job.

There is something wrong with that, and I think that's something EVERYONE can agree on.



Wednesday, May 24, 2006

TOM DELAY IS A F#$@ING IDIOT

Stephen Colbert is a comedian. Many of you know this already, having viewed his show, The Colbert Report.Said show is a satirical version of one of those Hannity/Bill O'Reilly style conservative talk shows, using their format to display the absurdity of such shows and lampoon various political topics of national interest. It is a very funny show. You may remember a while back when Colbert saw some trouble over critical comments made about the President at the White House Correspondents dinner. He is probably a liberal, though I'm not sure he has ever really said so, and is clearly no lover of the current administration. Everybody knows that.

Everybody but Tom Delay that is.

Read this from Think Progerss.org:
This morning, DeLay’s legal defense fund sent out a mass email criticizing the movie “The Big Buy: Tom DeLay’s Stolen Congress,” by “Outfoxed” creator Robert Greenwald.

The email features a “one-pager on the truth behind Liberal Hollywood’s the Big Buy,” and the lead item is Colbert’s interview with Greenwald on Comedy Central (where Colbert plays a faux-conservative, O’Reilly-esque character).

The headline of the “fact sheet”:

Hollywood Pulls Michael Moore Antics on Tom Delay, Colbert Cracks the Story on Real Motivation Behind the Movie

DeLay thinks Colbert is so persuasive, he’s now featuring the full video of the interview at the top of the legal fund’s website. And why not? According to the email, Greenwald “crashed and burned” under the pressure of Colbert’s hard-hitting questions, like “Who hates America more, you or Michael Moore?”

Apparently the people at DeLay’s legal fund think that Colbert is actually a conservative. Or maybe they’re just that desperate for supporters.

Here is a link the the article:Tom Delay Makes An Ass Of Himself

This goes a long way toward proving the theory that conservatives have no sense of humor. Name five conservative comedians quick…

…Didn't think so. I'll bet 50% of you got to Dennis Miller then had to stop. (I found four more but had to look them up on the internet.)



Tuesday, May 23, 2006

FANTAZY LAND

An associate brought to my attention a review on a website called themeparkreview.com. It contains pictures of a theme park in Alexandria, Egypt called FANTAZY LAND that may be the worst theme park in the world. Go there, look at it, and judge for yourself:

FANTZY LAND



Monday, May 22, 2006

FAT ROBOT RADIO

The Fat Robot Radio website is LIVE.

Fat Robot Radio, a brand new podcast brought to you by the brain trust behind Brain Pan Online and SLTM, will be coming to http://fatrobotradio.com coming in June. BE THERE. (Or not. I mean who am I to tell you where to be. Maybe you don't have time to listen to every podcast on the internet. Maybe your intrest in THIS BLOG is fragile, and a visit to fatrobotradio.com is just too much to ask. Maybe I should just MIND MY OWN BUISNESS. Please forgive me for my presumption.)



Saturday, May 20, 2006

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

The US Senate voted today to make English the official language. Sen. Lindsey Graham had this to say:

“We are trying to make an assimilation statement.”

Democratic Sen. Harry Reid was incensed by the move:

“I really believe this amendment is racist. I think it is directed basically to people who speak Spanish.”

The debate turned heated when Graham reveled himself to be, not the distinguished Republican senator from South Carolina, but Six of Nine, one of the soulless cyborgs from the Borg collective.

Six of Nine then blasted Reid in the chest with a phaser bolt from his cybernetic arm, exclaming, “Resistance is futile — you will be assimilated,” before injecting him with a synthetic paralytic agent and beaming him back to the Borg Cube, presumably to fitted for Borg implants.


Six of Nine/Sen. Lindsy Graham on the floor of the Senate

Today's vote puts the establishment of a national language one step closer. The Senate’s decision mandates that no one has “a right, entitlement or claim to have the government of the US or any of its officials or representatives act, communicate, perform or provide services or provide materials in any language other than English”.



Thursday, May 18, 2006

SHOULD YOU BE ALLOWED TO STAY

Immigration is, apparently, THE issue of the moment. Every two bit political commentator, wonk, politician and pundit, me included, is practically REQUIRED to have an opinion, or at least feels compelled to weigh in on the controversial subject. Central to the issue is question of whether illegal immigrants living in the United States should be allowed to pursue legal citizenship, or should be rounded up and shipped out of the country. I know how I feel (Hint: Deporting 11 million people might be problematic).

Whatever.

If these people are allowed to stay, and I hope they are, they will have to take the Naturalization test. This is a test that covers a variety of basic civics questions that prospective immigrants must pass in order to gain citizenship. I am forced to wonder how many current residents of the country would be able to pass said test.

If you are brave enough, you may go HERE and try your hand at a few sample questions from the test. The test is multiple choice and self scoring. GOOD LUCK CITIZEN!



Wednesday, May 17, 2006

TOP STORY: THERE IS ONLY ONE KIND OF FAMILY

I have absolutely nothing to say about this, other than that it is obviously horrible, and makes me want to scream and throw up at the same time. Land of the free my ass.

From the AP:

BLACK JACK, Missouri (AP) -- The City Council has rejected a measure allowing unmarried couples with multiple children to live together, and the mayor said those who fall into that category could soon face eviction.

Olivia Shelltrack and Fondrey Loving were denied an occupancy permit after moving into a home in this St. Louis suburb because they have three children and are not married.
“I'm just shocked,” Shelltrack said. “I really thought this would all be over, and we could go on with our lives.”

The current ordinance prohibits more than three people from living together unless they are related by “blood, marriage or adoption.” The defeated measure would have changed the definition of a family to include unmarried couples with two or more children.

The TOWN’S definition of a family. Damn. This town, for reasons I cannot understand, is somehow allowed to DEFINE the parameters of a family, and then may by way of city ordinance IMPOSE this definition on the residents of the city. These people, these regular, honest, taxpaying people, are NOT ALLOWED TO LIVE TOGETHER unless they submit to a religious ceremony that they clearly do not want. This is wrong on so many levels.

Here is what the statement from Mayor Norman McCourt says: “The purpose of these occupancy permit laws generally is to avoid overcrowding by non-related parties, assure the lifelong maintenance of the city's housing stock, prevent new buyers from being obligated to repair residences that were not kept up to code, preserve the character of the neighborhoods and the city, and to protect the general safety and welfare of the city's residents.”

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Here is what is really going on, straight from the mouth of Rose Curtis, town resident: “As a woman, I'm not going to let a man have babies by me and not marry me,” Curtis said. “I think it was a fair decision. It's cut and dried.”

SEE. Government defining family. The LEGISLATION of social morality. One group’s opinion been made law, and then has been forced onto the lives of everyone else. What’s next, military enforcement of the Nuclear family? Divorce made illegal? They have already banned abortion in South Dakota. FREEDOM ON THE MARCH!

I’m going to have to look up my address on Mapquest, as I’m no longer 100% sure that I live in America anymore. I will check into it and get back to you.

I guess I did have something to say after all.



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