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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

Bush has developed a new plan to ensure that the Democratic Party will not be able to seize power in 2006 or 2008. The idea? Predicate an international nuclear war.

Bush won't rule out nuclear strike on Iran

This is the first line of the article:

President Bush refused on Tuesday to rule out nuclear strikes against
Iran if diplomacy fails to curb the Islamic Republic's atomic ambitions.

Nuclear strikes.

Let me get this straight.

Plan A: Diplomacy

Plan B: Slaughter entire nation in horrific atomic mass murder.

That sort of rhetoric should really help along the diplomatic process. I suppose the up side for him would be that he wouldn't have to engage in any messy and potentially embarrassing nation building. In Bush’s own words:

All options are on the table.



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