THE MARCH OF KNOWLEDGE
I am sure that you have heard the expression, “Like trying to find a needle in a haystack” meaning that something is quite difficult to find. We here at Brain Pan Online, as a public service, have solved this little riddle so that now the expression “Like trying to find a needle in a haystack” can mean that something looks like it should be really hard to find, but actually is not. Our team of crack researchers over at Brain Pan Research and Development, (BPR&D for short) have been working around the clock to come up with a solution, and we are happy to present it here today for the first time.
TO: MOTHERBRAIN@BRAINPANONLINE.COM
FROM: BPR&D
PROBLEM: HOW TO FIND A STANDARD STEEL NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK
SOLUTION: USE A MAGNET
So there you have it, one of the great mysteries of the universe, as well as one of humanities most tired cliches, has now been resolved. Just another reason why BRAIN PAN ONLINE is America's most trusted resource for trivial solutions to problems nobody was really worried about.
