An actual quote from a speech Bush gave today to Kansas State University students, who bravely fought boredom to go hear the president earnestly deliver another pre-written speech in preparation for his The State Of The Union address:

“You know, it's amazing that people say to me, 'Well, he was just breaking the law.' If I wanted to break the law, why was I briefing Congress?”

Because you are an arrogant asshole, Mr President.