CONTEST
It is my sad, sad duty to report that due to profound lack of interest the “Funniest Thing I Saw This Christmas” contest has been canceled. We received not one entry, or inquiry, or even a single piece of hate mail. OH HOW I LONG FOR HATE MAIL. Maybe we will do it next year. Probably not. The subscription to SLTM will go to the next person who emails me. I've got my money on the “Increase Your Size and Your Power” people. Spammers must read too, right?
