There is an imposter in our midst. I have discovered a secret so powerful, so startling, that when I reveal it the ramifications may ROCK CHRISTMAS FOREVER.

Ready?

Sleigh Bells is not a Christmas song.

Oh it gets included. It gets played on the Christmas radio stations, and in the mall, and gets recorded by all the people who record Christmas music, but it is, in fact, not a Christmas song. It is a winter song. It's about sledding. The lyrics involves a sleigh, but it at no point mentions Christmas, Jesus, wise men, shepherds, Santa, Elves, or even December. Look for yourself: http://41051.com/xmaslyrics/sleighride.html

So watch out. Knowledge is half the battle.