51% Of People Are Stupid

By Benjamin Phillips

    Wow, do I hate creationists. Its not the blatant disregard for established scientific fact simply because it happens to conflict with a strict interpretation of the bible. Whatever. It's more their repeated attempts to remove scientific fact from the public school curriculum based on their personal religious beliefs that bothers me. I don't care if you believe Santa Claus is real, just don't make teachers put his workshop on a geography class map.
    However, as is often the case, the majority of the population disagrees with me. A recent poll found that 51% of Americans believe, “God created human beings in their present form.” That means that they think Darwin was full of crap. Astounding. To me that's like reading a poll saying that 51% of the people believe gravity is caused by the tooth fairy.