In a friendly attempt to ruin your weekend, I bring you the story of New Hampshire Senator Judd Greg, husband, father, lawyer, owner of assets some where in the 2.5 to 9 million dollar range, and republican chairman of the Senate budget committee.

    Oh yeah, and he also won over 850,000 dollars in the Powerball drawing last week.

    I have only one question about this: WHAT IS A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE PLAYING THE POWER BALL LOTTERY FOR? Why? Is he trying to get ALL of the money in the world? He bought 20 tickets. He wasn't just playing for fun, he was trying to WIN the Goddamned thing. Makes me want to throw up.

Read about Mr. Good Fortune here: N.H. Sen. Judd Gregg Gets Lucky on Powerball