Brain Pan Online is not a huge website. We get a modest, loyal, and highly intelligent readership, (although asskiller seems to have disappeared, probably due to being such a pussy) whom we value immensely, but lets be honest, we can do better. With this in mind we have decided to pursue an aggressive plan designed to draw more attention to this site, thus bringing us the wealth and notoriety we so richly deserve. The plan is tentatively called :

GET THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY TO SUE US

    How, you may ask, does this plan work? Well skeptics, consider the case of scientomogy.info. This is a really small site, that has among its content videos about Scientology and how stupid it is, and videos of Tom Cruise acting bizarre on TV. For this, they are being SUED BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY. See, imagine all the traffic they are getting now. THAT COULD BE US.
    So, in an effort to kick off GTCOSTSU, I have the following statement to make:

    Scientology is a total load of crap, and Tom Cruise is crazy.

    Hopefully this will work, and inside of a few weeks I will be making these entries on a brand new lap top, on the international space station. HERE'S HOPING!