Charles Rocket
Charles Rocket has proven himself to be unfunny, even in death. He was found dead in a field after SLASHING HIS OWN THROAT. Sort of gruesome.
Rocket had the misfortune to be a cast member on the first season of post original cast Saturday Night Live. This season was a near total disaster, and widely regarded as one of the show's very worst, which is really saying something for SNL. The only other relevant thing I can think to report about him was the he was fired for swearing. Also he was 6' 2'', and was a weatherman once. All that information comes from the IMDB, and constitutes the whole of his biography. I'm not kidding. It says his height, that he was a weather man, and that he got fired for swearing, although in a few days I suppose it will also note the details of his gory death. Pretty depressing, though probably not enough to take your own life over. However, being forever known as the guy who said fuck on Saturday Night Live can't be much fun.
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