I am a little surprised that the media is making such a big deal out of Pat Robertson saying that the US government should assassinate Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez. Pat says crazy things all the time. And while I do remember there being something in the bible about murder being bad, and I can agree that Chavez is a card holding member of the Crazy-Ass Dictator's Club, I do not see how this time is very much different. Mild in fact. This is why today Brain Pan brings you:

Crazy Shit Pat Robertson Has Said

   1.  I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.

   2.  NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a lesbian.

   3.  [about Planned Parenthood] It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism - everything that the Bible condemns.

   4.  Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together.

   5.  I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when they were doing human sacrifice… [Your children] are acting out Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it.

   6.  The key in terms of mental ability is chess. There's never been a woman Grand Master chess player. Once you get one, then I'll buy some of the feminism.

   7.  The courts are merely a ruse, if you will, for humanist, atheistic educators to beat up on Christians.

   8.  Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

   9. [during an interview] I read your book. When you get through, you say, “If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom [Washington Dc], I think that's the answer.” I mean, you get through this, and you say, “We've got to blow that thing up.” I mean, is it as bad as you say?

   And this is the best one, as is displays is vast scientific understanding,
  
   10.  I think the sky is blue because it's a shift from black through purple to blue, and it has to do with where the light is. You know, the farther we get into darkness, and there's a shifting of color of light into the blueness, and I think as you go farther and farther away from the reflected light we have from the sun or the light that's bouncing off this earth, uh, the darker it gets. I think if you look at the color scale, you start at black, move it through purple, move it on out, it's the shifting of color. We mentioned before about the stars singing, and that's one of the effects of the shifting of colors.

   So see, he is always saying crazy ass things like that, and is probably only doing it for attention. Which he gets. I mean who can resist letting him make an ass out of himself in front of the nation. I sure can't.