Under Attack
Something unusual has happened to Brain Pan. Many of the older entries, ones dating back several months, have all been commented upon. This is odd for two reasons.
1. Visits to the archive are rare, and
2. These messages are all the same.
Rather they fall under one of four varieties. Thank you for the info. 'This was very helpful,' 'Your site is really very interesting,' 'Very nice blog. It is very helpful,' and 'News on every hour.' All these posts are under different girls names, and all are followed with the name of a website. (I will refrain from naming it, as they have obtained enough free advertising from me as it is.) The strange thing is, when I tried to visit this site, IT DID NOT EXIST. At all. When I searched for it in Google I found 3700 other blogs that this clandestine organization has done this to, all with the exact same messages, all under different names. So I ask, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. Is this just some kind of new, harmless blog spam? So will I now be getting positive feedback from people with nicknames like getVicodinnow? No, I believe this is something much more sinister than that. This is the work of DANGEROUS GOVERNMENT SPIES, who are MONITORING THE INTERNET IN AN ATTEMPT TO SUBVERT THE CULTURE THOUGH DIRTY TRICKS LIKE BROKEN WEB LINKS. I frankly hope it is the second, as it can only up my traffic flow. That is why our new motto here at Brain Pan is now: ALL TREACHEROUS GOVERNMENT SPIES WELCOME.






