Harry Potter and the 510 Islamic Fundamentalists

By Benjamin Phillips

     It looks like the guys being held indefinitely at the Guantanamo bay detention facility while away the long and lonely hours, when they are being tortured, by reading 850 page books.  I like to think of all these hardened, desert worn POW’s sitting around worrying their fingernails down to nubs over the trials and tribulations of young Harry. What will Harry do when he faces the final show down with Lord Voldemort? Will the sinister Professor Snape get what’s coming to him? Will Allah smite the Godless American Devils? The good news is that they will probably still be in jail when book seven comes out.

     Here’s My Source: Harry Potter bewitches Gitmo Prisoners